I need the ocean. I want to hear the small waves crashing as the tides comes in and out. I want to dig my toes in the sun baked sand. I want to feel the sun beating down on me while the condensation drips and wets my grip from an ice cold tropical cocktail. I want my sunglasses to look so cool that hot bikini wearing women notice them instead of the big ass grin on my face from the enjoyment of paradise!